FuckOffZoom

The launch page did its job in 200 milliseconds. It can fuck off now.

Closes the Zoom launch tab a few seconds after it hands the meeting to the desktop client.

GPL-3.0 Chrome v1.0.0
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Overview

You click a meeting link. Chrome opens a tab. That tab exists to fire one zoommtg:// URL at your desktop client, which takes about as long as a blink. Then it sits there forever, showing you a sentence about how your meeting should start automatically, next to a link you will never click.

Six meetings a day and by five o'clock you are curating a museum. Every exhibit identical. Every one of them a meeting that ended hours ago. Then somebody says "can you share your screen" and the entire room gets a tour.

Zoom has had a decade to close its own tab. Zoom is not going to close its own tab.

Fine.

The full documentation is in the README.

Get It

Install.